July 7th, 2013 11:34 EST
Three Men Arrested for Stealing 9ft Statue of a Chicken
"Three men from Florida were arrested after they allegedly stole a 9-foot-tall chicken statue, strapped it to their truck, and went for a joyride, police said.
The local sheriff`s office said the suspects hooked the chicken to a Chevrolet truck and pulled it down the road for about a mile. Then, one of the suspects mounted the statue and rode it.
After that, the suspects unhooked the chicken and fled the scene."
These turkeys had nothing better to do than to risk grand theft felony by stealing a giant statue of a chicken.
You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or Colonel Sanders to figure out the rest of the story: These bird-brained morons were quickly apprehended by the police.
The giant bird suffered a lacerated leg, a cracked claw and scarred side. When the inmates discover that these idiots are in jail for stealing a giant chicken they will be suffering from a lacerated rear end.
Moral of this story: Crime doesn`t pay, don`t commit fowl play!
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/07/07/3-arrested-for-allegedly-stealing-massive-chicken-statue/UPI-31721373206919/#ixzz2YNEN8IAp
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