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Published:July 8th, 2013 14:17 EST
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Firefighters Free Man's Private Parts From Sex Toy: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Emergency responders in Spain said they used a buzz saw to free a man whose genitals were stuck in a steel sex toy.

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Firefighters in Ibiza said it took them two rotating blades and two battery changes to saw through the metal ring around the 51-year-old German man`s penis and testicles Wednesday at the Can Misses hospital."

UPI

When a man unzips his pants for a reason other than to relive himself, there`s a good chance he will get into trouble.

If a gentleman thinks with his head instead of his most important appendage he won`t get into the type of predicament this Spanish fellow endured.

Imagine the trauma of watching as burly firefighters attempt to saw through the metal ring around your Johnson.

The hapless dude spent the night in the urology department and was released the next day.

Moral of this story:

Unzip your pants only when you need to relieve yourself or please your wife.

 

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/07/08/Spanish-firefighters-free-mans-genitals-from-sex-toy/UPI-71561373301384/#ixzz2YThmBnNx

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