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Published:July 10th, 2013 14:14 EST

Burglar Falls Asleep On Victim's Couch

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Florida authorities said they arrested a burglary suspect found sleeping on the victim`s couch with stolen jewelry in his pocket.


Lady Lake police said a homeowner walked into the Lady Lake home`s living room Sunday to find Domonique Pinkard, 21, sleeping on the couch, the Orlando Sentinel reported Tuesday. "


Pinkard broke into the Lady Lake home with a partner-in-crime, but his buddy grabbed a TV and left him sleeping on the homeowner`s sofa. I don`t think these two criminal masterminds will partner for any more crime capers.

If I broke into a house I would be so afraid of getting shot by the homeowner or the cops, that I would probably wet my drawers. I certainly wouldn`t feel comfortable enough to take a nap; I`d get the hell out of there as quickly as possible.

The fact that Pinkard fell asleep inside the home he broke into, tells me three things:

He`s a moron!

He`s a lazy bastard!

He`s committed burglary dozens of times before!

The homeowner called the cops on the sleeping beauty, I would have yelled at him and when he got up I would have been severely tempted to blast him to Kingdom Come.

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