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Published:July 12th, 2013 12:46 EST

Leaking K-Y Gel Leads To Evacuation Of Post Office: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Guntersville, Alabama post office was evacuated this week for a chemical spill after an unknown substance was discovered on several packages.


Investigators later discovered the source of the ooze was a bottle of K-Y Intense Arousal gel, which spokesman Tony Robinson said contains ingredients used to intensify sensation.

Postal officials didn`t say exactly where the package of personal lubricant was headed, but said it was sent to someone in the entertainment industry."


If you don`t know what K-Y Jelly is, you need to spice up your sex life girlfriend!

Yet another example of "overabundance of caution" tomfoolery!

A leaking bottle of K-Y jelly leads to the evacuation of a post office  -- good grief. If a vibrator is mailed to the White House, will it lead to the evacuation of Washington D.C.?

The K-Y gel was sent to someone in the entertainment industry, my guess is that the intended recipient was that bald-headed freak Dr. Phil.

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