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Published:July 14th, 2013 12:00 EST
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Snake Bit Dude In His Manhood As He Relieved Himself In Public Restroom

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"A routine restroom break took a turn for the worst for an Israeli man who said an irritable snake bit him in the penis as he relieved himself.

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The serpent was on the small side, but it left an impression on the 35-year-old man, who was treated and released at a hospital in Haifa for bite marks."

UPI

I`m always apprehensive when nature calls and I have to use a public restroom. I fear that the restroom might be unsanitary or that there may be unsavory types hanging out there. But never in a million years would I fear that I may be bitten in my manhood by a snake.

To be bitten by a snake in his Johnson when he wasin such a vulnerable state is a nightmare that this hapless fellow may never wake up from.

If this happened to me I would rather wet my drawers than ever use a public restroom again. Even when using the toilet in my home, I would wear one of those collars that dogs wear around their neck to protect wounds, on my penis to protect me from snakes.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/07/13/Snakes-in-a-restroom-send-Israeli-man-to-hospital/UPI-40221373729321/#ixzz2Z2GrS15A

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