July 14th, 2013 12:00 EST
Snake Bit Dude In His Manhood As He Relieved Himself In Public Restroom
"A routine restroom break took a turn for the worst for an Israeli man who said an irritable snake bit him in the penis as he relieved himself.
The serpent was on the small side, but it left an impression on the 35-year-old man, who was treated and released at a hospital in Haifa for bite marks."
I`m always apprehensive when nature calls and I have to use a public restroom. I fear that the restroom might be unsanitary or that there may be unsavory types hanging out there. But never in a million years would I fear that I may be bitten in my manhood by a snake.
To be bitten by a snake in his Johnson when he wasin such a vulnerable state is a nightmare that this hapless fellow may never wake up from.
If this happened to me I would rather wet my drawers than ever use a public restroom again. Even when using the toilet in my home, I would wear one of those collars that dogs wear around their neck to protect wounds, on my penis to protect me from snakes.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/07/13/Snakes-in-a-restroom-send-Israeli-man-to-hospital/UPI-40221373729321/#ixzz2Z2GrS15A
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