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Published:July 21st, 2013 11:35 EST

Dude Punched Self In The Face, Tried To Blame Neighbor

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Alaska said they arrested a man accused of punching himself in the face and attempting to blame it on his neighbor."



This isn`t the case of a teen who punched himself in the face and attempted to blame his friend for flirting with his girlfriend.

The dude, Tony Gesin, who assaulted himself in a pathetic attempt to implicate his neighbor, is 50-freaking-years old.

This fool punched himself, called 911 and said that his neighbor had beaten him up.  But when the cops showed up he admitted that he had hit himself because he wanted to have his neighbor arrested.

This hapless fellow was arrested on a charge of giving a false report.

Moral of this story: Hate destroys. You are only hurting yourself when you hate on someone.

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