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Published:July 23rd, 2013 12:52 EST

Insanity: TSA Seizes High Heels Designed To Look Like Guns

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) at a New York airport checkpoint has confiscated a pair of women`s shoes with fake guns as heels. Security considered the  `pistols` too realistic and banned them from being taken on board."



I bet dozens of women wearing stiletto heels sashayed past the airport checkpoint with no problem, even though stiletto heels have been used to murder dozens of times. I`d rather square off against a dude with a sword than a spurned woman brandishing stiletto high heels.

Only a bureaucratic thug with mush for brains would consider the woman`s fake gun shoes "too realistic" to be taken on board an airplane.

I`m sure all the passengers breathed a sigh of relief knowing that a fellow passenger wasn`t allowed to board wearing shoes with heels made to look like guns.

If the TSA agents were replaced by the Keystone Kops I don`t think security would suffer. If I were President of the United States the first thing I would do would be to kill all the lawyers, my second action would be to fire all the TSA agents.

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