July 24th, 2013 12:50 EST
Transcript Of Anthony Weiner's Online Chat With Bimbo: Satire Video!
Anthony Weiner is embroiled in anther sexting scandal with a young woman.
Here`s a transcript of the online chat Weiner had with the young woman:
Weiner: What`s up? My name is Anthony Weiner
Bimbo: You expect me to believe that? That`s such a fake porn name!
Weiner: OK, my real name is Carlos Danger.
Bimbo: Cool, so you are Mexican.
Weiner: Si senorita. I`m running for mayor of New York City.
Bimbo: Yeah right, and you also have a 10-inch Johnson.
Weiner: I do! I do! Wanna see a pic of it??
Bimbo: Calm down, we`ve just met. Tell me more about you first! So you are Mexican, you are running for mayor of New York and you have a big shlong! What else?
Weiner: I`m just a regular guy. I`m not a freak! I`m not a perv! I swear I`m not!
Bimbo: The lady doth protest too much!
Weiner: Hey bimbo, don`t go Shakespeare on me! Let`s go back to chatting about my manhood!
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