July 25th, 2013 09:50 EST
Dude Steals Ribs For BBQ, Ends Up Dining On Bologna Sandwich In Jail
"Police in California said a parolee accused of stealing some ribs from a grocery store was arrested before he could fire up the grill.
Fremont police spokeswoman Geneva Bosques said Randy Adam Harris, 51, of Brentwood allegedly swiped the ribs and a bottle of alcohol from the Safeway store in Fremont Saturday evening. He is accused of threatening to shoot a store worker who confronted him during the incident."
Harris is a loser who was recently released from prison after serving a sentence for armed robbery. This oxygen had only $9 in his pocket, and he got a ride to the grocery store from a friend.
If you`re unemployed, don`t have a car, and have only $9 to your name, you should settle for buying hot dogs instead of stealing ribs.
This sorry excuse for a human being dropped the ribs in his haste to flee the scene, and now he will be dining on bologna sandwiches at the jail.
Moral of this story: If you can`t afford bbq ribs, buy some hotdogs and slather them with condiments.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/07/24/Police-Parolee-stole-ribs-for-barbecue/UPI-19391374702004/#ixzz2a440uOcU
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