July 26th, 2013 20:22 EST
Top Ten List Of Most Inappropriate Jobs For Anthony Weiner
Anthony Weiner`s political career is over, he will never be able to overcome the public`s perception that he is a pervert.
Weiner needs a new career; here are ten occupations that he shouldn`t consider under any circumstances:
Roman Catholic priest:
The freak would spend all his time hearing the confessions of the female members of his congregation and ignore all his other responsibilities.
Teacher of Internet etiquette at a high school
Do you really want to know which gear shift knob Weiner would instruct his female students to pull if they wanted to go reverse?
Carlos Danger would be guilty of profiling; he would only pickup young female fares.
The perv would demand that every female ask him "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
Carnival or nightclub barker:
Weiner would scare away potential customers.
Heaven only knows what this fool would use as a fortune ball.
Weiner would be singing soprano the first time he tried to pick up an underage fan.
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