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Published:July 26th, 2013 20:22 EST
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Top Ten List Of Most Inappropriate Jobs For Anthony Weiner

By Robert Paul Reyes

Anthony Weiner`s political career is over, he will never be able to overcome the public`s perception that he is a pervert.

 

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Weiner needs a new career; here are ten occupations that he shouldn`t consider under any circumstances:

 

Marriage counselor

 

Roman Catholic priest:

 

The freak would spend all his time hearing the confessions of the female members of his congregation and ignore all his other responsibilities.

 

Teacher of Internet etiquette at a high school

 

Driving Instructor:

 

Do you really want to know which gear shift knob Weiner would instruct his female students to pull if they wanted to go reverse?

 

Cab Driver:

 

Carlos Danger would be guilty of profiling; he would only pickup young female fares.

 

Speedo Model

 

Cop:

 

The perv would demand that every female ask him "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

 

Carnival or nightclub barker:

 

Weiner would scare away potential customers.

 

Fortune teller:

 

Heaven only knows what this fool would use as a fortune ball.

 

Pop Singer:

 

Weiner would be singing soprano the first time he tried to pick up an underage fan.

 

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