August 8th, 2013 09:27 EST
Florida Dude With 'Way With The Ladies' Threatens To Kill 'Haters'
"A man claiming he had a `way with the ladies` and a firm grasp on the Florida legal system probably didn`t have either, and ended up getting arrested a popular waterside restaurant in Fort Pierce after causing a scene and riling up his `haters.`
Robert Rock, 50, was acting obnoxious to women, several of whom asked to be left alone, at Cobb`s Landing on July 27."
Miami New Times
Rock told officers those who reported him were "haters " jealous of his "way with the ladies."
Rock is 50, looks 70, and uses the slang of a brain-impaired 17-year-old crack addict. The only females that I can imagine Rock having his way with are female baboons.
The cops weren`t impressed with Rock`s way with the ladies or his legal skills; they charged him with aggravated assault and hauled his ugly butt to jail.
Rock isn`t going to have his way with the jailbirds; before you can say "dork" he`ll be somebody`s wife behind bars.
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