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Published:August 14th, 2013 16:32 EST

Bigfoot's Cave at Russian Park Draws Visitors

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Officials in Russia`s Siberia region said a national park has cleared a path to the cave reputed to be home to the legendary creature Bigfoot.


Volunteers at the park cleared 11 miles of trail and adorned the cave with tables, chairs and a welcome banner for tourists visiting Bigfoot."


Bigfoot, also known as sasquatch, is believed to inhabit the forest of the Pacific Northwest region of the United Sates.

I`m sorry but Siberia is known primarily for its infamous gulags during the Soviet era, Americans shouldn`t let these commies claim Bigfoot as their own.

Let`s show the Russians how capitalists roll, and let`s designate a cave in the Pacific Northwest as the real home of the legendary creatures. We`ll do the Russians one better, and set up tables selling Bigfoot stuffed animals and Bigfoot posters.

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