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Published:August 15th, 2013 14:49 EST

Paris Hilton: I'm Not An Airhead! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Paris Hilton insists she`s not an airhead and claims her ditzy blonde persona was all an act for her reality TV show The Simple Life."


Yeah right, and Lindsay Lohan isn`t a druggie kleptomaniac, Oprah Winfrey really isn`t fat (camera adds 100 pounds), and Mike Tyson isn`t a cannibal (he thought he was munching on cauliflower when he took a bite out of Holyfield`s ear.)

The pop tart`s simple mind is the least of her faults; she should be more concerned about her reputation as a skanky party girl. Or is her promiscuous personality, all an act also?

The Simple Life lasted five years because Hilton was playing her dimwit self, if she starred in a sit-com her lousy acting skills would cause the show to be cancelled after a few months.

Paris Hilton should embrace her feeble mind!

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