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Published:August 18th, 2013 12:54 EST

Islamic Female Terrorists To Hide Bombs In Breast Implants: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Al-Qaida`s chief bomb-maker Ibrahim al-Asiri is rumored to have developed explosives that can be concealed in implants or body cavities, and are undetectable by airport scanners.

Staff at London`s Heathrow Airport have reportedly been warned to be on the lookout for explosive breast implants, with one staff member saying there are genuine fears over this.

 `We have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts,` the airport worker said."


This latest terrorist threat gives new meaning to the term "booby trap."

TSA goons will now have an excuse to fondle well-endowed women to make sure their breasts aren`t explosive.

Talk about profiling, TSA thugs will profile every attractive woman with big jugs.

Celebs with small breasts like Paris Hilton and Carmen Diaz for once in their lives will be grateful they aren`t well-endowed.

If I sit next to a lady with big boobs on an airplane I won`t know if I should flirt with her or demand that she be kicked out of the plane.

What a crazy world we live in!

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