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Published:August 21st, 2013 12:20 EST

British Lady Dislocates Jaw Eating Triple-Patty Burger: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A woman bit off more than she could chew at a burger restaurant and was left nursing a dislocated jaw.

Nicola Peate`s jaw locked while she was eating the triple-patty `Kids in America Burger` at Almost Famous in Liverpool."

Daily Mail

This weird incident has made Nicola Peate almost famous; I hope she finds a way to monetize the situation.

Some of you may be thinking, "fat cow, she got what she deserved ", but not only is Nicola not fat she`s arguably the most beautiful woman in Liverpool.

I would gladly volunteer to move to England and nurse gorgeous Nicola back to health. Until her jaw healed I would give her plenty of applesauce and pudding, but no hamburgers.

I may be biting off more than I can chew myself by making a play for Nicola, but she`s bloody hot.

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