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Published:August 24th, 2013 11:14 EST

Giant Russian Hovercraft Plows Into Beach: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The Russian Defense Ministry said a military hovercraft that came ashore on a crowded beach was well within the territory of the military base.


The Zubr, or Bison, hovercraft came ashore Sunday at a crowded Mechnikovo beach, and the incident was videotaped and posted to YouTube."


The Russian beachgoers didn`t seem perturbed by the sight of the colossal hovercraft plowing into the beach. They weren`t fleeing in panic, just another day at the beach in mother Russia.

If a giant hovercraft landed in a beach in California everybody would be screaming and running away in panic, except for the surfer dudes who`d wondering if their joints were laced with LSD.

Vladimir Putin probably landed that humongous hovercraft on the beach. I can see him with a sailor`s cap, bare-chested, smiling as beachgoers scampered out of the way.

Putin is a man`s man, he has no problem throwing punk rocker girls in the slammer, making Obama his wife, and enjoying a day at the beach.



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