August 25th, 2013 11:54 EST
Topless Motorcycle Rider Crashes: Video
"Drivers on a Wisconsin highway got an eye full, after a woman decided to ride a motorcycle topless.
"She has a shirt on but her breasts are exposed and she`s driving with no hands right now," one police officer said.
Starting near Brown Deer Road in Milwaukee, the woman drove right past a Bayside officer, bare chest and all."
Eventually the boob lost control and dumped the bike in the middle of the highway.
The woman suffered only a cut to her chin, fortunately she didn`t land on her jugs or she would have been as flat as Paris Hilton when she got back on her feet.
Even if the lady wasn`t on the influence of Oxycontin, and wasn`t driving erratically, she still could have caused an accident by virtue of the fact that she was riding topless.
Commuters got an eyeful, the woman receiving only a scratch; things could have ended a lot worse.
KPTV - FOX 12
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