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Published:August 29th, 2013 10:12 EST

Detroit Woman Vandalizes Cell Phone Store & Moons Clerk

By Robert Paul Reyes

"It was a shouting match serious enough for a clerk at a Detroit cell phone store to start filming the exchange.


The heated argument was regarding a woman`s son, who bought a cell phone more than two weeks ago and wanted a refund.

The clerk who shot the footage says after trying to explain to the irate mother her son`s date of purchase exceeded the store`s 7-day policy for refunds, the mother wasn`t taking no for an answer."


This woman, identified only as "Stephanie" in the WXYZ news report, is setting a fine example for her son. This sorry excuse for a human being mooned the store clerk, even though she knew he was filming her.

For any entrepreneur who is contemplating opening a business in the bankrupt city of Detroit, this is the type of customer you will have to deal with every day.

President Barack Hussein Obama issued the following statement: If my mom had been black instead of white, she would have looked just like this poor woman who got ripped off by the cell phone store. I hereby invite her for a photo op at the White House where I will present her with a free Obama phone. For good measure I will bail out Detroit, and give everyone in the city a free Obama phone.

The cell phone store is located across the street from the police department; the cops should charge her with vandalism and public indecency.

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