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Published:September 4th, 2013 13:35 EST

London's 'Walkie Talkie' Skyscraper Melting Cars! The End Is Near! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The so-called Walkie Talkie building in downtown London has started acting like a giant magnifying glass, and hapless Londoners are like tiny, scurrying ants.


The 37-story building under construction at 20 Fenchurch Street in London`s financial district has earned the nickname Walkie Scorchie after the sun`s rays bouncing off the building`s face began burning objects across the street.

The building`s façade is curved in such a way that it is acting as a concave mirror. For about two weeks in the summer, for two hours each day, the sun is aligned to the building so that its light hits a small area of the building, reflecting a very bright, very concentrated beam downward toward the street."


Dead birds fall from the skies, and dead fish wash ashore on our beaches; we are on the verge of going to war with Syria to save Obama from political embarrassment; Miley Cyrus twerks and sticks out her freakishly-long tongue on MTV, and now a London skyscraper is melting cars.

You don`t have to be a religious fundamentalist to discern that we are living in the last days. Don`t wait until zombies break down your front door, stock up on canned goods and bottled water, cancel MTV, and move away from downtown with its looming skyscrapers!

There is something rotten in Denmark! Something Wicked This Way Comes! The Sky is Falling! Wake up and Smell the Coffee! It`s Time to Buy your Tin Foil Hat!


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