September 5th, 2013 08:06 EST
How Do You Explain Miley Cyrus' Depravity? Billy Ray Cyrus! Video!
Mile, if twerkin woulda been invented . And I had a foam finger. I woulda done the same thang you did.
Billy Ray Cyrus on Miley`s twerkin` at the VMAs, according to Miley`s Twitter feed.
The giant foam finger, the twerking, the freakishly long tongue, the devil`s horns hairdo, the flesh-colored spandex shorts...
Miley`s obscene MTV performance is now a part of pop culture history, and a stain on the American soul.
How to make sense of a senseless act? How do you explain the artist formerly known as Hannah Montana turning into such a revolting creature? LSD? Bi-polar madness? Flouride in the water?
The rotten apple doesn`t fall far from the tree. Billy Ray Cyrus, who claims to be a god-fearing Christian, tweeted that if twerkin woulda been invented back in the day he would have done the same thing as his misbegotten daughter.
Billy, you are responsible for popularizing the mullet, and recording "Achy Breaky Heart", if you had twerked also Jehovah would have destroyed the Earth as in the days of Noah.
Our long national nightmare ushered in by Miley Cyrus isn`t over yet. Miley, for the love of God, renounce your evil father, and get down on your knees and repent!
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