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Published:September 9th, 2013 10:59 EST

Outrage: Bruno Mars To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The NFL, stiff-arming local superstars like Bon Jovi, Billy Joel and Jay Z, drafted out-of-towner Bruno Mars to headline the halftime show at the first New York-area Super Bowl, according to reports.


"Yuck,` said Joe Dowbenko, 21, of Brooklyn, while knocking back buffalo wings on a football Saturday. I just don`t affiliate Bruno Mars with football. He`s too sensitive."

New York Daily News

Peter Gene Hernandez, better known by his stage name Bruno Mars, may set millions of teen girls` hearts aflutter, but he elicits rage in the average red-blooded American male.

Dudes can`t stand his trademark fedora hat, his falsetto-laden pop hits, and his general wimpy demeanor.

Bruno Mars and ballet may go together perfectly, but Bruno Mars and football is a bad fit, an extremely bad fit.

The selection of Mars to headline the halftime show is an affront to football fans, and we shouldn`t take this lying down.

I`d catch a grenade to stop this outrage

Throw my hand on a blade  to prevent this abomination.
I`d jump in front of a train to convince the NFL commissioner to change his mind.
I`d do anything to keep Mars from performing at the Super Bowl

Even take a bullet straight through my brain.

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