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Published:September 10th, 2013 11:58 EST

Forget Interview With Oprah, Miley Cyrus Should Appear On Jerry Springer Show: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

It`s been weeks since Miley Cyrus` infamous twerking spectacle at the MTV VMA`s and some folks are hoping that the pop tart will come to her senses and repent in an interview with Oprah Winfrey. Whenever celebs hit rock bottom or push the envelope too far into the gutter, they find absolution by shedding a few tears with Oprah.


But Miley is proud of her decadent performance, and she sees no need to bow at the altar of Oprah. In the immediate aftermath of her unforgettable performance, Miley bragged on Twitter about how many tweets she garnered.

As far as I`m concerned both Miley and Oprah draw their inspiration from the same poisoned well of pure arrogance.  

I`m not waiting for the Oprah interview, but for Miley to make a guest appearance on the Jerry Springer show.

In the parlance of today`s youth Jerry Springer "keeps it real", and Springer`s followers won`t waste time rendering a verdict on Miley. The Springer audience members aren`t known for their nuance or subtlety in expressing their thoughts on any subject or any person.  Before Miley has a chance to twerk her skinny white butt for more than a few seconds, the crowd will chant: Slut! Slut! Slut! Jerry`s peeps have developed slut-shaming into an art form.

We don`t employ stocks to publicly shame evildoers, and we don`t set witches on fire. But thank goodness for the Jerry Springer show where sluts of diverse stripes are slut-shamed with abandon.





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