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Published:September 12th, 2013 13:10 EST

Suspect Tells Cops He Broke Into Church To Pray

By Robert Paul Reyes

"19-year-old Texas youth arrested for trespassing in a church told police he broke in so he could pray.


Juan Ramon Maldonado was arrested for trespassing after Montgomery County deputies said he forced open the doors of Silver Springs Baptist Church in Magnolia."


The cops didn`t believe that piety motivated Maldonado to break into the church, and they arrested him for trespassing.

When this loser stands before a judge I wonder if he is going to use the "Jesus card" again. Your honor, I`ve seen the errors of my ways, and I intend to spend the rest of my life praying and helping little old ladies cross the street."

Maldonado will have plenty of time to pray in jail, I suspect that he will be praying that he won`t be sexually assaulted.

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