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Published:September 16th, 2013 15:07 EST

Northampton Clown Roams Streets,Scaring Hell Out Of Residents: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A scary clown with red hair and white face paint has been stalking the streets of Northampton, England, and residents are creeped out.


The terrifying clown has popped up in several locations, sometimes holding balloons, and the town`s residents have taken to social media using the Twitter hashtag #northamptonclown."


I was born in the projects in San Francisco, and I ain`t afraid of thugs, vampires, werewolves, extraterrestrials or Men in Black, but when I see a clown heading my way, I take off running, screaming like a schoolgirl.

I can`t imagine the abject horror the residents of Northampton feel knowing there`s an evil clown on the loose.

Get this: The clown knocked on a resident`s door offering to paint the window sills -- despite having no painting equipment. God only knows what infernal thing the clown was up to; I guarantee that resident wet his drawers.

My thoughts and prayers are with the people of Northampton, I pray the monstrous clown will crawl back into the storm drain from hell he came from. 

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