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Published:September 22nd, 2013 13:03 EST

Crazy Brit Cuts Off Testicles At Church, Wedding Goes On: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A British wedding was delayed after a man stormed into the church and hacked off his testicles.


The self-mutilator ran into Hutton All Saints Church near Brentwood in Essex with a pair of scissors and started throwing chairs around.

As the horrified vicar looked on, he then cut away his private parts just an hour before the ceremony was due to start."

New York Daily News

There must be a less ballsy, more practical way to try to stop a wedding...

If this incident had taken place in America, the wedding would have been postponed, not merely delayed. But the Brits always have a stiff-upper lip attitude, and the wedding resumed after the maniacal intruder was rushed to a hospital.

The couple should at least postpone their honeymoon, and seek therapy before embarking on their new life together.

This guy is obviously nuts; I hope he gets intensive psychiatric help. On the bright side, at least he won`t father any children.

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