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Published:September 24th, 2013 12:58 EST

Burger King's Low-Calorie 'Satisfries' An Abomination! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The world`s No. 2 hamburger chain is launching a new crinkle-cut French fry on Tuesday that it says has 20 per cent fewer calories than its regular French fries.


The chain says a small order of the new `Satisfries` clocks in at 270 calories because of a new batter that doesn`t absorb as much oil. By comparison, a small order of its regular fries, sans crinkles, has 340 calories."

The Globe And Mail

Satan, or perhaps Michelle Obama, is behind this abomination, there is nothing satisfying about Satisfries.

Satisfries may contain 20% fewer calories, but they are 80% less delicious than regular fries. I want it my way when I go to Burger King, and that means ordering a supersized order of regular fries.

Burger King brags that their new batter doesn`t absorb as much oil; I want the fries to absorb all the delicious oil.

Hello! Being calorie-conscious at a fast food joint, is like  feeling guilty about being unfaithful to your wife when you enter a brothel.

When you go to Burger King pig out, and when you patronize a bordello be a disgusting pig.

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