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Published:September 24th, 2013 12:56 EST

Cher Announces 2014 Concert Tour: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Pop music star Cher announced Monday she will kick off her 2014 concert tour in Phoenix.

The 67-year-old singer`s `Dressed to Kill` tour is to begin March 22. It is scheduled to include more than four dozen dates and will wrap up July 11 in San Diego."



It takes a lot of hope and optimism for a 67-year-old entertainer to announce a concert tour that won`t start for another six months.

God bless Cher`s soul, but shouldn`t she at least call her tour, "Dressed for Death"?

Actually due to advanced plastic technology and medical miracles I expect Cher to be around forever. If a nuclear war destroys the world, cockroaches and Cher and Keith Richards will survive. Picture Cher and Richards doing the nasty with cockroaches crawling all over them.  Please forgive me!

We love you Cher!


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