September 27th, 2013 10:02 EST
Town Up In Arms Over Traffic Barriers That Look Like Penises: Video
"New traffic barriers, known as bollards, are causing some controversy in the Glendale section of Scott Township. It`s not the function, but the form.
When you really look at all four close together, they look like male body parts, which I don`t think is appropriate, says Glendale resident Pat Martin."
Sometimes a bollard is just a bollard...
Pat Martin is suffering from a severe case of penis envy, she needs to consult a psychiatrist, buy a dildo or get a life.
I don`t see the resemblance, but I`m confident in my own masculinity.
Anybody who is offended by the bollards is a real p****!
I say cover the darn things with condoms, that way they will serve a dual purpose: Traffic barriers, and a public service message promoting safe sex.
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