September 28th, 2013 11:14 EST
OJ Simpson Caught Stealing Cookies From Prison Chow: Video
"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? O.J. Simpson, apparently.
The former gridiron great was recently caught pilfering the sweet treats from the cafeteria of his Nevada prison - something which is strictly forbidden.
According to a source, guards noticed the 66-year-old hiding something under his prison clothes as he walked back to his cell after lunch."
This report has been debunked by the public information officer for the Nevada Department of Corrections, according to the Los Angeles Times.
But this incident was originally reported by the Enquirer, a respected tabloid that has broken many scandals including the John Edwards Love Baby bombshell.
Who you gonna believe? Most mainstream publications toe a liberal line, and are politically correct to a fault, while the Enquirer reports the truth, and let the chips fall where they may.
In his prime when he played for the Buffalo Bills OJ weighed about 200 pounds, the double murderer now weighs about 300 pounds -- presumably more of it fat and less muscle than in his glory days on the gridiron. Now we know how Simpson got so tubby.
Simpson suffers from diabetes, and he would be well-advised to lay off cookies, regardless how he obtained the delicious treats.
Double murder, kidnapping, armed robbery and now stealing cookies! Off with his fat head.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2432731/O-J-Simpson-caught-stealing-COOKIES-prison-cafeteria.html#ixzz2gCC14lhA
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