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Published:October 2nd, 2013 13:20 EST

Dude Tries To Elude Cops On A Paddle Boat

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Michigan Department of Corrections and Waterford Township Police officers were trying to arrest Mark Rood on a felony fugitive warrant for absconding from probation, according to a release issued today by the Waterford Township Police.


They spotted Mark Rood,27, and his father, Mark Rood Sr., 52, standing in the driveway of a home in the 3800 block of Athens at 10:07 a.m. Friday, near West Walton and Sashabaw Road.

But when officers tried to arrest the younger Rood, his father blocked them while Rood took off toward Lake Oakland."

Detroit Free Press

Officers chased Rood to the lake, where the lowlife stole a neighbor`s paddle boat. Rood was quickly apprehended, because his boat sank and he was forced to swim to the shore.

Only a misbegotten fool would try to elude the cops on a paddle boat, this scumbag deserves to rot in prison.

Now Rood`s biggest worry will be trying to elude sexual predators behind bars. Dude: Don`t drop the soap.

The hoodlum father and son were arrested on charges of obstructing justice, and they are cooling their heels in jail, it seems they can`t afford the bail.

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