October 6th, 2013 11:13 EST
Dude Sees Not One, But Two Bigfoot! Bigfeet? Video!
"John Stoneman was driving home from a fall festival when he saw something massive moving in the woods beside the road. He slowed down, grabbed his camera and began taking pictures of the mysterious creature, which he estimated to be 7 feet tall. The Pennsylvania man is reasonably convinced that his roadside snapshots show Bigfoot hanging out in the Kinzua State Park. Oddly enough, the day before Stoneman`s potential sighting, there was a Bigfoot calling contest held in the area. Sounds like it worked."
Bigfoot sightings are a dime a dozen, in order to elicit any attention from the media you have to claim you saw not one, but two of the mythical creatures.
If Stoneman had claimed that he saw the monsters copulating, this would be the top story on the cable news networks.
It`s interesting that whenever anyone snaps a pic of a UFO or a Bigfoot, even if they are using the most expensive camera in the world, invariably the photographs come out blurry.
I guess I shouldn`t be such a cynic, maybe the Bigfoot calling contest they held a day before actually worked.
Dude, whatever you`re smoking, I want some!
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