October 18th, 2013 11:09 EST
NASCAR Race & Bacon and Beer Milkshake: Redneck Heaven! Video
"No need for Texas NASCAR fans to buy milkshakes and beer separately at concession stands anymore. The Texas Motor Speedway is rolling out a spiked milkshake called Shake`N Bacon Brew for NASCAR`s AAA Texas 500 races from Oct. 31 to Nov. 3.
The $10, 16-ounce drink, topped with whipped cream and bacon bits, will boast six ounces of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream, two ounces of bacon syrup, two ounces of candied bacon, and half a bottle of Rahr & Sons Ugly Pug Black Lager. A non-alcoholic version with root beer will also be available."
In San Francisco the fans may sip on white wine and nibble on cheese and crackers while they watch the 49ers play at Candlestick Park, but in Texas NASCAR fans gorge on roadkill and guzzle a spiked milkshake topped with whipped cream and bacon bits as the stock cars go round and round without ever making a right turn.
Conclusion: God may have left his heart in San Francisco, but he resides in Texas where He`s busy creating savory concoctions.
Ambrosia may be the food of the gods, and manna be nourishment that rains down from heaven, but Shake `N Bacon Brew is the best drink in the world for mere mortals.
Even Satan himself couldn`t screw up a drink that contains beer, Blue Bell ice cream, and bacon.
I`m not a NASCAR fan, but I plan on making a pilgrimage to the Texas Motor Speedway, hit on a Daisy Dukes- clad country floozy, get drunk on Shake `N Bacon Brews, and pretend I`m interested in the race.
Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/17/here-is-the-bacon-and-beer-milkshake-of-your-dreams/#ixzz2i56u2Idx
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