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Published:October 24th, 2013 11:41 EST

Sweet Brother Antwan Caught With Stolen Item Sticking Out Of His Zipper

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said they could see some of the items taken by an alleged car burglar poking out from the open zipper of his pants.


Boca Raton police said an officer watching the L.A. Fitness parking lot following recent thefts spotted Antwan Mayes, 27, looking into vehicles, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported Wednesday.

Mayes was pulled over in his white sport-utility vehicle and the vehicle was found to contain marijuana and items reported stolen from cars including a light fixture, smartphones, jewelry, money and mail."


Cop to Burglar: Is that a smartphone sticking out of your zipper or are you just glad to see me?

When a gentleman forgets to zip up his pants it`s a faux pas, but when a burglar has his zipper open and stolen items are sticking out it`s an unpardonable sin.

I`ve seen Antwan`s mugshot, and this pudgy bastard should be inside L.A. Fitness working out instead of in the parking lot stealing stuff from cars.

Another thing that I detected from his mugshot is that homeboy is definitely gay, not that there`s anything wrong with being gay. But that brings up the question: If you had a stereotypically gay name, and you weren`t gay, would you change it?

One more thing homeboy is black, should he change his quintessentially gay black name, so as not to bring shame to his race? The UPI article doesn`t mention his race, nor should it, but racist folks reading the UPI article may conclude: Dude is named Antwan, just another black dude committing crimes.

Mugshot of gay-looking Antwan:,0,159722.story

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