Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:October 25th, 2013 11:12 EST

Hunter Misses Moose, Shoots Old Man In Toilet

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A hunter`s shot meant for a moose instead lodged in the abdomen of a 70-year-old man in the bathroom of his home in Whales, Norway, Thursday, police said.


The man was transported to Ulleval University Hospital in Oslo by an air ambulance and was listed in serious condition, Norwegian broadcaster NRK reported.

The shot was fired by a hunter about 100 yards from the cottage."


A man`s home is his castle and the toilet in his throne. When a dude is sitting on the toilet doing his business he feels invulnerable and invincible.

When you are shot in the gut while sitting on your throne, you best believe that God hates you; the stars are aligned against you, and you just ain`t living right.

A 70-year-old man expects to die any day of a heart attack, stroke, or any number of physical maladies, but not by getting shot by accident by a clueless hunter.

The police haven`t filed any charges against the hunter. Let`s hope the old man pulls through and lives to crap another day.

Read more:

Photo Credit:

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: