October 29th, 2013 13:11 EST
Redneck Struck Twice By Lightning At 'Rednecks With Paychecks' Event: Video
"A Texas man said he was not seriously injured when he was struck by lightning twice at a Rednecks with Paychecks event.
Casey Wagner, 31, who works as a rodeo clown, said he was attending the off-road racing event Saturday in St. Jo, Texas, when severe weather rolled in and he was left standing under a tree with his friend`s father.
`What I remember is just a loud boom and it dropped me to my knees and then it hit me again,` Wagner said. `When I got hit, it was just two big ol` flashes and then sparks went everywhere.`"
Who was headlining the Rednecks with Paychecks event, Honey Boo Boo and her clan?
"Rednecks with Paychecks" is a phrase that instills fear in normal folks, imagine a bunch of rednecks hitting Walmart and filling up their pickups with giant bags of pork skins, grills for barbequing road kill, cheap cosmetics and country CD`s.
You don`t need to be a rocket scientist to discern that the Rednecks with Paychecks event wasn`t an outdoor symphony performance. The event involved off-road vehicles, mud, and I`m quite sure tons of moonshine and plenty of chewing tobacco.
The dude who was struck twice by lightning was a rodeo clown, I`d bet that there were no lawyers, physicians or rocket scientists at the event.
If a redneck gets struck twice by lightning, you can assume that God don`t cotton to rednecks, especially rednecks with paychecks.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/10/28/Man-struck-by-dual-bolts-of-lightning/UPI-25431382990585/#ixzz2j7uYtknn
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