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Published:October 31st, 2013 11:26 EST

For God's Sake Don't Hand Out Candy Corn For Halloween! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes


Candy corn is as ubiquitous as pumpkins and little kids dressed as witches and goblins on Halloween, but Satan`s candy is universally despised.


When I was a child I avoided houses where the homeowners had a penchant for handing out Candy Corn. A child would rather eat spinach or an apple with a worm than munch on Candy Corn. Hello! What normal kid wants to eat candy that looks like a freaking vegetable?

Candy corn looks like something a demon would eat, or defecate for that matter. Parents please leave the "trick" out of "trick or treat "and don`t hand out Candy Corn this Halloween.

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