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Published:November 3rd, 2013 09:31 EST

Newsflash: Chris Brown Admits He Has Anger Management Issues

By Robert Paul Reyes

"U.S. singer Chris Brown admitted to his probation officer he has a problem with his temper during a meeting in Los Angeles, celebrity website TMZ said."



Chris Brown`s main claim to fame is going Ike Turner on Rihanna, beating her face to a bloody pulp back in 2009. Since then Brown has had physical altercations with other celebs including singer Frank Ocean and rapper Drake.

No shi*, Brown has anger management issues!

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Lindsay Lohan confessed she has a problem with controlled substances.

Mike Tyson admitted he has a slight problem distinguishing between cauliflower and human ears.

Paris Hilton conceded that she frequently forgets to put her drawers on.

Oprah Winfrey acknowledged she has a weight issue.

Honey Boo Boo fessed up she eats too much roadkill.

Nicki Minaj agreed she walks on the skanky side of the street.

Britney Spears owned up to the fact she`s never performed without lip-synching.

Mariah Carey allowed that none of her wardrobe-malfunctions have been accidental.

The producers of "American Idol" granted that their show is deader than a doorknob.

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