November 5th, 2013 10:07 EST
Woman Runs Over Boyfriend For Refusing To Stop At McDonald's: Video
"A Kingsport woman`s food cravings allegedly ran amok Wednesday morning, as her boyfriend`s refusal to visit McDonald`s spurred her to run him over with a pickup truck " striking him three times.
Crystal Greer Brooks, 33, of 156 Glenburn St., was arrested on West Carters Valley Road. Officers were called to the 400 block shortly after midnight."
After a night of drinking, Brooks, her wimpy boyfriend and a friend hopped into the boyfriend`s truck in search for a place to eat.
Brooks was outraged that her boyfriend didn`t choose McDonald`s, and she ordered the milquetoast to pull his truck to the side of the road. As the wuss exited and walked to the front of the vehicle, Brooks slid behind the wheel, and ran over the pushover, not once, or twice, but three times.
A real man would never (ever) relinquish control of his pickup to a woman. This milksop should have been driving a Smart car, not a pickup. I would hand over my family jewels on a silver platter, rather than let any woman, even the Queen of England, order me to pull over to the side of the road.
Brooks` boyfriend (his name hasn`t been released by the police) suffered only abrasions to his arms and neck. None of the sissy`s bones were broken; I guess a jellyfish doesn`t have a spine or any bones.
Even though Brooks ran over her nebbish lover three times, she was charged with aggravated assault instead of attempted murder.
If the boyfriend had grown a pair and slapped Brooks, he would have been charged with attempted murder. Can you say double standard?
Moral of story: If your girlfriend loves a Big Mac more than she loves you, time to kick her to the curb.
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