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Published:November 9th, 2013 10:47 EST
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Power Bacon Deodorant: The Ladies Will Be All Over You Like Stink On Pigs: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"J&D`s, the Seattle company that created baconnaise, Bacon soda and Sriracha popcorn, has a new product in time for the holiday season: bacon-scented deodorant.

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Power Bacon sells for $9.99 per stick, and comes with a tongue-in-cheek warning that it is not to be consumed. `Do not eat, leave exposed to sunlight or explore the wilderness without a firearm,` the company says on its website, www.PowerBacon.com."

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Have you plunked down good dough for expensive designer cologne, but you`re only attracting cheap skanks?

Well stop acting like a metrosexual, and give in to your animal instincts, and try a cologne that smells like pig.

Slather on Power Bacon and the ladies will know that you bring home the bacon, and they won`t mind playing hide the sausage with you.

Everybody loves bacon; the chicks will lick you all over.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/11/08/Bacon-deodorant-latest-offering-from-Seattle-company/UPI-93391383946186/#ixzz2kABOXX67

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