November 10th, 2013 12:11 EST
UFO Sightings Reported In San Antonio! Stop The Insanity! Video!
"In WOAI News 4`s video report, two of the witnesses are convinced that what they witnessed was extraterrestrial. One witness said, `It was scary, but it was awesome too at the same time. Because you`re like seeing something; not knowing if you`re going to get zapped.`
She continued, `There is some kind of life out there and for some reason they are coming by.`
Another witness also expressed concern. She sad, `I think this is a scary situation when you got things flying in the sky you can`t explain.`"
Local news report are so predictable, regardless where you live in this great country, this is the format of your local news broadcast:
Local events, national news, weather, sports, a segment on viral videos, and an eyewitness account of a UFO sighting.
Invariably these eyewitnesses are colorful characters with a penchant for drinking and stretching the truth beyond recognition. The woman featured in this WOAI report, Irene Trujillo, is a real doozy, God bless her soul but she looks like an alien from another galaxy.
Moral of this story: There may be intelligent life in outer space, but aliens wouldn`t waste their time researching a plant with precious little intelligent life.