November 11th, 2013 15:21 EST
Dog Brings Home Human Leg, Owner, 93, Buries It In Backyard
"Bill Flowers` dog Liberty showed up at his house last week with a human leg -- from a complete set of toes to almost the hip.
Flowers told CNN affiliate KOMO-TV he thought about calling the police.
Then he buried the leg in the back yard of his home on the Nisqually Indian Reservation in western Washington."
Don`t jump on Bill Flowers` case for not immediately calling the police; after all he`s 93-freaking-years-old. It wasn`t until four days later, when his daughter dropped by that she called the cops.
"I`m 93-years-old", the old codger pleaded. "I didn`t want to have to go to the pen for something I didn`t do." At his frail age he`ll end up in a playpen before being sentenced to a penitentiary.
I`m surprised that Flowers didn`t think the dog was the Meals on Wheels dude bringing him a leg of lamb for dinner.
Let`s hope and pray that Flowers has somebody other than his pooch as a caretaker.
They mystery of the dismembered leg has yet to be solved.
Read more: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/bill-flowers-dog-brings-home-human-leg-he-buries-it-in-his-backyard-and-calls-police-4-days-later#ixzz2kMxs1cEy