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Published:November 22nd, 2013 10:41 EST
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Holy Cow! Two Cows Fall Through Old Lady's Roof: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A British artist said she and her loom miraculously evaded injury when a pair of cows fell through the roof of her workshop.

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Sue Marshall, 77, said she was vacuuming in her Lamorna, England, kitchen when the cows crashed through her roof and landed next to her loom, the BBC reported Thursday.:

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There`s never been a recorded case of a cow jumping over the moon, but there are dozens of videos on YouTube depicting cows jumping on roofs.

When this old biddy called the emergency number to report that a couple of cows had fallen through the roof of her workshop the operator probably figured she was nuts.

The hapless cows, which fortunately were not injured, broke through a fence in a field overlooking the old lady`s workshop.

When a cow falls through the roof of your home, you have to assume that God hates you. This old bat is an artist, maybe God is just an art critic.

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