November 22nd, 2013 10:41 EST
Holy Cow! Two Cows Fall Through Old Lady's Roof: Video
"A British artist said she and her loom miraculously evaded injury when a pair of cows fell through the roof of her workshop.
Sue Marshall, 77, said she was vacuuming in her Lamorna, England, kitchen when the cows crashed through her roof and landed next to her loom, the BBC reported Thursday.:
There`s never been a recorded case of a cow jumping over the moon, but there are dozens of videos on YouTube depicting cows jumping on roofs.
When this old biddy called the emergency number to report that a couple of cows had fallen through the roof of her workshop the operator probably figured she was nuts.
The hapless cows, which fortunately were not injured, broke through a fence in a field overlooking the old lady`s workshop.
When a cow falls through the roof of your home, you have to assume that God hates you. This old bat is an artist, maybe God is just an art critic.