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Published:November 23rd, 2013 12:24 EST

Moron Who Robbed Cabbie, Calls Company For Another Taxi From Same Location

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A New Hampshire man was arrested and accused of robbing a cab driver after he allegedly called the company back and ordered a new cab to the same location where the robbery occurred."



The taxi showed up all right, but instead of having a regular driver, it was a cop behind the wheel.

Brandon Gorgone, 25, was charged with robbery and when he appeared in court on Friday, he told the judge he wanted to represent himself. This dude gives credence to the old age: A man who represents himself has a fool for a client.

I hope the judge allows this moron to defend himself; it would be a waste of taxpayer money to provide this idiot with a public defender.

Some people just need a good old-fashioned beat down; as a public service I would volunteer to beat Gorgone to within an inch of his life. 

Creep, you were taken for the ride of your life!

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