November 23rd, 2013 12:02 EST
Thief Hid 13 Bottles of Booze In His Pants: Video
"Authorities in Florida said they were searching for a man who shoved 13 bottles of liquor down his pants to steal them from a Costco store."
Loss prevention officer to thief: Is that a bottle of Grey Goose vodka in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
The thirsty thief was recorded by security cameras shoving a bottle of Grey Goose vodka and 12 bottles of Hennessey cognac into his sweatpants. At least the moron had the good sense to wear sweatpants, and not skinny jeans.
The thief has an expensive taste in liquor; you can bet your can of Budweiser he will be selling the liquor out of the trunk of his car.
At least this thief stuffed cognac down his pants, and not puppies like this cretin:
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/11/22/Police-Thief-hid-13-bottles-of-liquor-in-his-pants/UPI-18921385149829/#ixzz2lU63R2na