November 30th, 2013 14:32 EST
ABC's 'Lady Gaga & The Muppets Holiday Spectacular' Bombs Spectacularly! Video!
"ABC`s 90-minute Lady Gaga & The Muppets Holiday Spectacular had only 3.6 million viewers and a 0.9 rating among adults 18-49 at 9:30 p.m. That`s considerable less than ABC`s 8 p.m. annual repeat of a 40-year-old holiday special, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (5.3 million, 1.6 in demo)."
Poor Kermit, it`s not easy being green, especially when you have to share the spotlight with a pop tart that sees only green.
Lady Gaga & The Muppets Holiday Spectacular failed almost as spectacularly as Lady Gaga`s latest album, ArtPop.
To team the kid-friendly Muppets with the Queen of Schlock Shock is anathema, shame on Disney, and any parents who allowed their impressionable children to watch this abomination.
Allow me to digress by ranting a bit: Lady Gaga has a penchant for babbling on about art in her pretentious faux accent. A true artist, like Bob Dylan, doesn`t wax poetic about how great an artist he is, he lets his work speak for itself.
Listen girlfriend, everything you put out from your latest album ArtPop to this satanic collaboration with the Muppets is pure unadulterated crap!