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Published:December 2nd, 2013 13:05 EST
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Robber Attempts To Steal Cash Register, Settles For $3 Can of Beer

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An armed robber who shot up the Gastonia Express store in Gastonia, N.C., on Saturday night left with a cold beer instead of the cold, hard cash he was hoping for.

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According to police, 23-year-old Jah Setzer fired shots and then took off with a $3 can of beer that was on the counter when he couldn`t get the register to open."

UPI

Who`s the more despicable criminal: A robber who fires shots and steals a can of beer, or the convenience store that sells a can of beer for three bucks?

This sorry excuse for a human being faces charges of aggravated assault and robbery over a can of beer.

When the jailbirds find out that Setzer was sentenced over a can of beer they will make his life a living hell.

The bullets narrowly missed the clerk, but he back at work, feeling somewhat safe knowing  that this creep is behind bars.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2013/12/02/NC-man-tries-to-rob-store-of-cash-settles-for-can-of-beer/2811385995668/#ixzz2mKiz6WWs

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