December 2nd, 2013 14:05 EST
Robber Attempts To Steal Cash Register, Settles For $3 Can of Beer
"An armed robber who shot up the Gastonia Express store in Gastonia, N.C., on Saturday night left with a cold beer instead of the cold, hard cash he was hoping for.
According to police, 23-year-old Jah Setzer fired shots and then took off with a $3 can of beer that was on the counter when he couldn`t get the register to open."
Who`s the more despicable criminal: A robber who fires shots and steals a can of beer, or the convenience store that sells a can of beer for three bucks?
This sorry excuse for a human being faces charges of aggravated assault and robbery over a can of beer.
When the jailbirds find out that Setzer was sentenced over a can of beer they will make his life a living hell.
The bullets narrowly missed the clerk, but he back at work, feeling somewhat safe knowing that this creep is behind bars.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2013/12/02/NC-man-tries-to-rob-store-of-cash-settles-for-can-of-beer/2811385995668/#ixzz2mKiz6WWs