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Published:December 2nd, 2013 10:26 EST

The 2013 Kardashian Christmas Card Is An Illuminati Abomination

By Robert Paul Reyes

"After weeks of speculation about what the theme would be and who would feature, the reality TV family revealed their festive card during their Christmas special which aired on the E! Network in the US last night."


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The sights and sounds of Christmas are in full effect: There`s a Santa in every mall, snow on the ground, choirs singing Christmas carols, and the Kardashians have revealed their annual Christmas card.

There is no religious imagery; no Baby Jesus or Star of Bethlehem, but there`s no Christmas tree or Santa either.

The Kardashians` Christmas card doesn`t celebrate or honor Jesus Christ or feature Santa Claus, it`s the Kardashians who are the focal point.

This is no manger scene; the card is set in a post-apocalyptic casino with mannequin parts and tabloid magazines featuring the Kardashians strewn on the floor.

The Kardashian divas display plenty of Holiday cleavage, guaranteed to bring a smile even to Scrooge. No Kardashian men are depicted, with the exception of Bruce Jenner who is encased in a glass tube.

No iconic Christmas symbols, but there`s a giant golden dollar sign, and the eye of Horus on a pyramid.

This abomination should enrage religious as well as secular Americans. No Jolly Old Saint Nick or Baby Jesus, only the whores of Babylon posing proudly in their decadent splendor.


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