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Published:December 4th, 2013 12:06 EST
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Woman Takes Selfie With Man Threatening To Jump From Brooklyn Bridge! Any Hope For America?

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Don`t jump -- until I get this picture lined up!

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America`s selfie obsession reached a new low on Tuesday when a woman snapped a cellphone self-portrait that also captured a suicidal man on the Brooklyn Bridge."

The New York Post

This god-awful woman metaphorically and literally turned her back on a suicidal man on the Brooklyn Bridge and took a selfie.

This vain woman is using a suicidal man`s anguish as a backdrop for her photograph.

This blond demon turned shy when she was approached by a reporter, refusing to give her name. I bet she will now be too ashamed to publish her selfie on her Facebook page.

This woman needs to be publicly shamed; her photograph has appeared in hundreds of newspapers and Web sites, and somebody who knows her needs to expose her.

This clueless soul knew exactly what was going on: When she snapped her selfie there were police boats roaring through the water, police and media helicopters circling overhead, and dozens of spectators. She can`t claim she didn`t know a man was threatening to kill himself when she took her infamous selfie.

Police eventually talked the man down from the bridge, but I`m afraid there`s no hope for America. Our great country is destined to be taken over by cockroaches and selfie-taking zombies.

Photo Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page 

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