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Published:December 9th, 2013 13:35 EST

Smoking Hot Jogger Hit By Flying Deer: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 27-year-old Virginia woman was jogging when a passing vehicle hit a deer, sending the animal flying into her, witnesses said.


Krystine Rivera of Ashburn was running about 6 p.m. Thursday when a 71-year-old driver hit the animal with her sport utility vehicle, the Washington Post reported.

The deer was sent flying into Rivera, who was left with minor injuries and covered with the animal`s blood."


If I got caught in a heavy downpour, I would mutter to myself, " I guess the rain falls on the just and unjust alike." If a bird crapped on me I would still wax philosophical, figuring that sh** happens to the best of us.

But if a freaking flying deer lands on me, I would come to the conclusion that God hates me, the stars are aligned against me, and I would contemplate ending it all.

What a rude awakening this poor woman had, when I`m jogging I feel at peace with the universe, and the last thing I expect it for a deer to slam against me.

Krystine: Hang in there girlfriend. In spite of flying deer, and blind old people who run into deer, life is still worth living.

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