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Published:December 11th, 2013 10:51 EST

Duck Dynasty's Christmas Album Outsells Britney Spears' 'Britney Jean' Album

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Britney Spears: does she even have a constituency? As the 31 year old former teen queen heads to Vegas, her recording career is on the wane. This week she sold around 108,000 copies of her Britney Jean " album. That`s considerably less than her peers, such as Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Selena Gomez in their debut sales weeks."



For a pop princess Britney Spears is getting a little bit long in the tooth. The pop tart has lost the blue and pink-haired youngsters, her next stop Vegas where blue-haired old ladies rule is the perfect place for her. 

"Britney Jean" sold fewer copies than the Duck Dynasty family The Robertsons, singing Christmas carols. When a pop diva sells less copies than the Duck Dynasty family`s freaking Christmas album, than can only mean: Quack, Quack, she`s a dead duck.

Although Britney did move more product than the latest pile of excrement " Art Pop" by Lady Gaga.

Bit**, you gotta work harder!

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